Kenneth's Studio

    First of all, I am extremely grateful to Mr. Gdufs and Ms. Seib, for their enlightening. They have been witnessing and guiding in my everyday struggle I have experienced during these years. Without them, I can never imagine how hard the job would be to bullshit within 31,932 letters, or rather, 6,600 words, in English especially!

    I would also like to extend my sincere gratitude to Ms. Library who assisted me with her wondrously limited resources to obtain invaluable data for my thesis. It is her generous help that made me wonder if her office really worth .2 billion RMB.

    Many other people gave their hands to assist me during this long journey in the dark. For instance, Mr. Google and Ms. PC never failed to remind me to take a timely rest during a hard work. From time to time, they hanged down to warn me with the importance of keeping the work-life balance. Even after being reseted, they showed me nothing but a dead-end. An other sort of health-advocates is my room-mates, they saw noisy or dirty movies, played guitars or sang F-songs, drove the pig into market and I am highly entertained by and appreciated with all of their efforts.

    It is simply impossible to acknowledge all the help I have got from my surrounding in detail. All their kindness and help will imprint on my mind forever. Because during composing this paper, I feel I’ve been fucked million times a day—and what’s worse, I felt good!

WHAT THE HELL IS LOMO? LOMO=Leningradskoje Opitiko Mechanitscheskoje Objedinenie LOMO=Let Our life be Magic and Open Lomo=拉玛、乐魔、裸猫……乐摸

RULE #1

　TAKE YOUR LOMO EVERWHERE YOU GO

RULE #2

　USE IT ANY TIME - DAY AND NIGHT

RULE #3

　LOMOGRAPHY IS NOT AN INTERFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT A PART OF IT

RULE #4

　SHOOT FROM THE HIP

RULE #5

　APROACH THE OBJECTS OF YOUR LOMOGRAPHIC DESIRE AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE

RULE #6

　DON'T THINK

RULE #7

　BE FAST

RULE #8

　YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW BEFOREHAND WHAT YOU'VE CAPTURED ON FILM

RULE #9

　(YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW BEFOREHAND WHAT YOU'VE CAPTURED ON FILM)... AFTERWARDS EITHER

RULE #10

　DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE RULES

Today would be a day to remember, for I am going to buy a camera, a dream one—LOMO. Hesitation makes coward, and I think I was. That’s why LOMO have become my dream so long but never come true. Sometimes, I have to admire the French people—even though they wanna be distinguished, they share something in common, that’s art-loving, with all their hearts, with utter purity. I once mentioned that to Athena; she just gave me a smile in return, seeming she didn’t understand completely, but I do really mean it. As a trend of “just shooting”, a fashionably casual vision, a style, an art, a sort of philosophy, in a word, a kind of feeling-free.

This time when I am home, I talked about my childhood with my parents. Such conversation just simply started—I cannot even memorize the starting points. Mama said that I was a timid guy when I was young, and she said if I hit my childhood album, I would totally agree with her. She’s right! I would! And if you guys are lucky enough to look at those worm-eaten pictures, you would, too, because what you would see is a little boy seldom smiled, esp. in front of the cameras. Consequences laid in my sub-consciousness; even today I can see their tails. The timid little boy was scared with standing before the lens for he thought snapping seemed formal; he took it dead serious, no smiles, never mention feeling-free…

Before Buying LOMO

At KFC

I bought it! A LOMO Holga Flash Camera! It’s not a decent time to write blog but to “just shoot”. See ya, guys…

After Buying LOMO

Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa.  

One should love animals. They are so tasty.  
 
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.  
 
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.  
 
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.  
 
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.  
 
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.  
 
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.  
 
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.  
 
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  
 
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.  
 
Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.  

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Please translate the following sentences into English,

人之初， At the beginning of life,
性本善。 sex is good.
性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
教之道， During the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子， All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
人不学， People who don't learn sex,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless...